LAMM AT LARGE: Football…at the movies!

If this weekend’s football were movies, just imagine the promotional billboards plastered in the theater display cases.

“Broncos Challenge Jaguars” —  Animal lovers beware! High-kicking Broncos duel with toothless Cats. Even in their usual jungle setting, Cats seem confused. Director Urban Meyer’s first outing was a terrible flop. Does he make a major comeback or is he delegated to “B” movies? Much depends on his new glamor boy, Trevor Lawrence, in only is second performance.

“Alabama vs. Florida” — Another in the horror “Swamp” series. Can the Gators continue to dominate life in the Swamp or will they drown when a huge Crimson Tide rolls in. It’s a battle for survival.

“South Carolina vs, Georgia” — An inspirational story where the understudy is forced into action and throws 5 touchdown passes. Will Top Dawg J.T. Daniels return? Will the Fighting Roosters wear down the Bullies? Expect to be surprised!

“Florida State vs. Wake Forest” — Sorry, Movie cancelled because of a lack of interest.